The Finale: The Secret is OUT 🤣
Aight so where were we?
The part where I tell you how I sacrificed my stomach for a Fat ass 🤣.. Yup that’s right.. Sis looked 3 months pregnant with a big ol’ Booty. 🤣🤣🤣Okay well! Maybe my stomach wasn’t 3 months pregnant big, but it definitely wasn’t crop top ready either 🤣..
SOOOOO let me tell y’all how I finessed everyone into thinking JUST MY BOOTY was BIG. BOOM 💥Stretchy and Oversized clothing!! Girl💁🏾♀️ My go to was biker shorts with a graphic tee. I mean let’s think about it… In some biker shorts, my booty was on “ GODDAMN!” While the graphic tee disguised the stomach…. 📣IT WAS A WIN WIN FOR ME!
But on a serious note, it’s all fun and games until your fingers and toes start looking like baby sausages. Or until someone calls you the “F” word😳. And I’m not talking about “Freak” either🤣
IT’S SQUID GAMES IN THIS BIHHH. GAME OVER🎯
I decided that lil bih wasn’t gonna kill me👇🏾
If I wanted to stay in the game, I would have to put down the cake and pick up the weights 🤣. So I got my life together or whatever. Took some products, worked out every day and started eating right; Then BAM 💥 … There I go.. The mother Freaking WINNER of the entire game.🤣🤣